Fight

So Rachel and her daddy like to wrestle and rough house. As Matthew is throwing her around the following ensues.

Rachel - You wanna piece of MEAT!
Daddy -What?
Rachel- You wanna piece of MEAT?
Daddy - It is supposed to be... You wanna apiece of ME!!!!

Age is just a number

Rachel - Mom how old will you be on your birthday?
Mom - 36
Rachel- It's just around the corner!
Mom - What is?
Rachel - 99!!!

Favorite colors....

In the car on the way to school Rachel begins to explain why we like our favorite colors.

"Mommy's favorite color is yellow, so she loves the sun. Daddy's favorite color is blue so he loves the moon. My favorite color is gold so I love money!"

It's not bad logic.

Real and Not Real

Rachel woke up and asked what all the crumbles were in her eyes. I told her it was left over sand from the sandman. I then proceeded to tell her who the sandman was.

Rachel - Mom, the sandman is not real.
Mom - yes he is, he is just like the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
Rachel - No, Mom. The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny ARE real, the sandman is not.
Mom - ummm okay.

She sounds so much like her mama

Sometimes Rachel expects to be waited on hand and foot. And I always tell her, I am not your maid, clean your own room and bathroom, get your own glass of water etc... Well today she turned the tables as I laid exhausted on the couch.

Mom - "Rachel, will you get me a glass of apple juice?"
Rachel - "I'm not your waiter!"

We both laughed and then she got me the glass.

French Fries

Rachel decided to explain how french fries are made.


Rachel - First you take a straw and paint it yellow. Then you stuff potato in it and put salt on it.

Images

We are driving in the car and Rachel is particularly whinny today.

Rachel - Mom look at my elbow...what is that?
Mom - It looks like a mosquito bite.
Rachel - Huh, I look like I am turning into a Grandma.